The pertinents 

I went to college at Boston U, and started writing ads for money after I graduated.

Now I'm a director based in LA where I bought a 1986 Chevy Silverado that breaks down all the time. 

THE places i've worked - 

Freelance: Wieden+Kennedy, RGA, Anomaly, Stink Digital, Vice, Superdeluxe, Squarespace

Full Time: Crispin Porter + Bogusky Los Angeles (ACD),  Wieden + Kennedy New York (Senior Copywriter), Creature (Copywriter)

Recognition I've garnered -

1 Emmy (2 nominations), 1 Gold Film Clio, 1 Silver Integrated Lion, D&AD Integrated Graphite,  D&AD Film Wood, One Show Integrated Bronze, 2 Bronze Radio Cannes Lions,  4 Bronze Clios, Best in show at AICP 2013, 2 Communication Arts features, Lurzers Archive, Hatch Merit.